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Original questions for you.
1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?
Vanilla, so boring
2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
I’d rather not have my feet freeze off. Rain is nice
3: Let’s say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?
Back. I’d love to talk to younger Dennis. I have the feeling like he was the weirdest kid ever.
4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?
The same power that dr Manhattan had.
5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a ’90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you’re “them”? Would you choose to switch back?
Someone in another country probably. Maybe a girl so I can experience everything new.
6: Any allergies? Maybe bananas?
7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?
There’s some social stigma with guys and sex toys so probably that.
8: Did you get enough sleep last night?
Never.
9: You’re the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
Japan
10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?
Someone interesting. Abraham Lincoln
11: What’s the biggest animal you’ve ever killed? Bugs count.
Probably a toad
12: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?
If I never got sick would that mean I live forever?
13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
Absolutely
14: Could you win the Hunger Games?
Yeah probably.
15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?
a chicken, a scary old man, Easter bunny
16: Do you bite your nails?
Nope
17: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
Pocahontas
18: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?
Not sexist, people have preferences. Depends on how I feel
19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There’s only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?
Savannah
20: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?
divergent. No clue who
21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
Japanese. For when I live there duh
22: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?
No
23: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?
Oops?
24: Of what animal are you most afraid?
not really afraid of animals
25: Pizza or oral sex?
Both?
26: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?
Yes. It means I’m normal
27: You’re in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go “OH SHIT, THAT’S MY JAM!” What song is it?
Best song ever - wallpaper
28: Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?
Yes.. And I want my money back.
29: If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?
Steak potatoes. Pizza. Pasta. Carbs.
30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?
Never.
31: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Listen to people alone.
32: Have you ever been punched in the face?
No
33: How do you take your ramen?
Normal?
34: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?
Yes all the time
35: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?
Almost every day
36: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?
No. Sure
37: If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It’s not dangerous or really big or anything. They’re just moving to a place that doesn’t allow pets.
absolutely!
38: Do you know how to pronounce the word “pinochle”?
yes.
39: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?
Birdwatching is cool okay.
40: Are you better with numbers or words?
Numbers are the bane of my existence.
41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?
If I feel like it will show something at the end.
42: Is morality universal or relative?
Is this a test?
43: Let’s say you’re getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?
after we were married sure.
44: What’s the worst name you’ve ever been called?
Denise
45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)
If I didn’t know it were happening sure.
46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?
Maybe 7? I remember wanting not to accept it.
47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?
kids are easy to talk to. They don’t care about anything.
48: If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun/monk or a drug dealer?
Drug dealer. Is this serious?
49: What’s your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?
maybe eyes?
50: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?
Conan!

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1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Probably my mom, and absolutely!
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
Hmm, they would have to be really mature for their age / independent. Probably not actually.
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
All the time
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
If they smiled first
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
How would I know?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Every Day, yes
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
These tan pants, and a green striped shirt.
8. How often do you listen to music?
Everyday
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Jeans
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015?
If I had my way, yes.
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
Depends where I am
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
Yes
13. What about ‘R’?
Nope
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
If I was going to die if I didn’t, yes.
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
I’d rather them not, but no.
16. Are you going out of town soon?
Yep
17. When was the last time you cried?
Don’t remember
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
Nobody but my family
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
No. Well maybe a different shade
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
uhh, sure
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
Work.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
This has never happened, so i’m gonna say no.
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
Nope
24. What are you sitting on right now?
A chair
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
No
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Who hasn’t?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
Krista
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
Nope
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
I got it at PacSun my freshman year of college with abbey and rachel.
30. Does anyone hate you?
I don’t think so. Maybe my brother right now.
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
Not empty yet.
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
Yeah
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
No
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
Maybe one of the early years I don’t remember. I’ve liked them all so far.
35. Did you have a dream last night?
Nope
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
  Probablya month
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Sure
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
We can always hope
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Well if anyone is reading this right now then yes.
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
It was ordinary. 
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
No
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
Maybe
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
I don’t think so
44. What’s the best part about school?
Friends
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
Is this seriously a question? Was this made back in myspace days?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
I’m not in school, but I can see me doing it at work, yes.
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
Especially before falling asleep
48. Were you single over the last summer?
yes
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
I have the same blanket
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Making a logo
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
No
52. Are you nice to everyone?
Generally
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Yes
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Absolutely
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
What feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
Yes
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
nope
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
Depends what i’m doing
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
No
60. Do you hate anyone?
No
61. How’s your heart?
Pumpin’. Actually I think I have a murmur.
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
No
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
Can’t say that I have, no.
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
People don’t talk about me.
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
Who do you think I am?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Kisses are never mistakes!
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
How can I speak for all girls? No clue
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
No
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
My mother
70. How do you look right now?
The same
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
Yes
72. Can you commit to one person?
Yes
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Yes
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
Yes
75. Did you wake up cranky?
Every day
76. Are you a jealous person?
I try not to be.
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yes
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
Not yet.
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
Yes
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Go to work.
81. Last person you cried in front of?
You asked this already.
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
This is a dumb question. Yes
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
Not sure
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
The person before me wrote making out. That sounds alright, but realistically I would like to be eating food.
85. Are you over your past?
My past isnt that bad, so no.
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
Yes
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
Didn’t you ask me this too?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
Why would they be apologizing? But sure, I love presents
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
Yeah
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Yes
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
 Don’t know
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
Yeah. I think everyone knows a michael
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
lol
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
Nope
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
I probably didnt like anyone in March
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
Yes
97. Who do you have texts from?
The list is long. Krista probabaly
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Why?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older
than you?
Yes
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
Brendan
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
Nope
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
Hehehehehe

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